As someone who crouches over a computer all day and likes other people who crouch over computers all day, I think I can accurately describe myself as homerowsexual.
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Apparently I can draw Germans only when they are somehow monstrous. Herman is a nicer monster than Günter, at least.
“Cover position” is a real thing that you can see here, just with no wing when Rattus norvegicus does it. I’m sure that this keeps the babies a bit safer from predators, but it looks uncomfortable for everyone.
I don’t consider myself a hero. I just did what anyone else would have done in my place.
I used to have pet rats but after the seventh I could no longer endure the terrible heartbreak of a pet that lives just long enough to make you love it. Anyone who has had pet rats will understand the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Do I love my country? Yes. Am I glad bin Laden is dead? Yes. Do I think this is a largely symbolic victory and that jingoism helped to get us into a lot of our current problems in the first[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Last night I ate all the chometz.
You can combine Biblical creationism with the Big Bang theory by postulating that all matter in the universe was originally condensed into one of these violently colored Passover rainbow cakes.