This is a bit of an exaggeration, or two exaggerations, really. I wasn’t quite that hubristic then and I’m not quite that humble now. That’s a Hawaiian shirt worn open over a T-shirt, by the way; I favored that look[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Hey, Ray. Do you believe in God?” “Never met him.”
I already cohost a trivia night once a week at my local, so something different would be good. But almost anything to do with the written word, whether reading or creating, is going to involve more women than men, so[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I don’t make the rules, OK? I just charge thirty-five dollars an hour to enforce them.
I need to brand myself like this if I’m going to get ahead in the cutthroat world of online comics. I like the smell of eucalyptus and messing with cats’ paws, maybe I could emphasize one of those? Way too[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yes, keeping track of eye color is part of my job. Copyediting’s more than just grammar, it’s basically an Easter egg hunt for everything the author could have screwed up, and that’s a lot of stuff. My job is to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
For those of you who have joined me in the past year, this is what I do every year around Passover, I berate a cat for not understanding the holiday. It started in 2011 when I got the idea to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This one feels like as close as I’ll probably ever get to a New Yorker cartoon.
It’s been a long week and it’s only Monday. Why do my eyes hurt???
Does anyone remember Death from The Seventh Seal making an appearance in 1991’s Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey? They’re too stupid to play chess, so they challenge him to like Twister and stuff, and he keeps losing? “A hit. A[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…