The thing about me is that I don’t make dumb puns like this in real life. It comes out only here. If I hadn’t become a cartoonist I would never have known this particular thing about myself.
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Back in the day it was only “the type that might kill you” and “the type that probably won’t.” All those people walking around today with like hepatitis G are a bunch of posers.
Dr. King said, “We’ll wear you down by our capacity to suffer.” W. H. Auden said, “The habit-forming pain,/Mismanagement and grief:/We must suffer them all again.” They are both right today.
When I was a kid Halloween was for kids. Now that I’m an adult it’s evidently for adults. It’s following me.
I like Sukkot very much, but it marks the time of year at which the shorter days start to depress me.
Because I still have the goddamn plague, have an old sketch. I do happen to have a stiff neck but so far no spinal meningitis. This sketch is relevant to my interests for another reason: spinal meningitis was an occasional[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You know, I didn’t think this sounded like an auspicious way to start the year. It makes a lot more sense her way.
Why don’t I ever see a scene like this in a slasher flick? Silly Eyeteeth, women in slashers can only be victims.









