The first stix of 2010, which I rang in with a lobotomy — the beverage kind: equal parts amaretto, Chambord, and pineapple juice, optionally topped with champagne. I am not sure how it got its name. Maybe because you don’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Last week, in attempting to explain myself to my therapist, I told her that I feel like Squidward. This was the kind of thing I was referring to.
It’s true, you know. This is the worst joke any human being has ever made.
One of four “festive” designs now for sale at the honest-to-goodness Small Peculiar store! Low prices, free shipping, and a special money-back offer on all orders placed on or before December 15!
Another future card design. I got fancy and made art for the card cover and the inside. I have been fiddling with online payment stuff and the store should be up in a few days. Rest assured I will let[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Part two of the comic that started here.
Elance is holding a contest to find the best and most creative answers to the question “What Does ‘The New Way To Work’ Mean To You?” This is part one of mine. My cartooning pseudonym is Eyeteeth, and my e-mail[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Many people assume that CE stands for “copy editor.”
I am able to think up necrophilia jokes with alarming facility. That’s something I never knew about myself before.
I’m no A Softer World, but as long as someone is, that’s OK.
Click to buy my illustrated version of the book of Jonah! I’m super proud of it.