“Vampire Sex” is here. That search term brings more people to Small Peculiar than any other, with the sole exception of “cock ring,” which leads to a comic that is probably not what the searchers are hoping for.
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Of course I am! What sensible person isn’t?
I didn’t want to give you the impression that my family is just a bunch of people offing themselves in horrible ways. Which reminds me, there’s still time to order the Harry Harlow Mother’s Day card from the Small Peculiar[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I think it lives in my frontal lobe.
OK, after this I promise to take a break from using Walter Freeman to make cheap jokes about my nonexistent sex life.
The first stix of 2010, which I rang in with a lobotomy — the beverage kind: equal parts amaretto, Chambord, and pineapple juice, optionally topped with champagne. I am not sure how it got its name. Maybe because you don’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Last week, in attempting to explain myself to my therapist, I told her that I feel like Squidward. This was the kind of thing I was referring to.
It’s true, you know. This is the worst joke any human being has ever made.
One of four “festive” designs now for sale at the honest-to-goodness Small Peculiar store! Low prices, free shipping, and a special money-back offer on all orders placed on or before December 15!
