Full disclosure: I have not been groped yet. I drew this comic in advance because my sister is convinced that if I use her Hewlett-Packard All-in-One I will somehow wreck it. I went to JFK on Tuesday fully expecting to be groped, but they just waved me through the metal detector. Furthermore, reports have been coming in from all over the country that many airports weren’t even using the porno-scanners on Wednesday, which was National Opt Out Day. The biggest air travel day of the year, and this vital new technology sits unused? They’re not even pretending they think it makes us safer!