I need to brand myself like this if I’m going to get ahead in the cutthroat world of online comics. I like the smell of eucalyptus and messing with cats’ paws, maybe I could emphasize one of those? Way too many people have made a thing out of liking coffee, so that’s out. I’ll have to get back to you.

I finished a new chapter in the new version of my old novel, though, hooray for me!