Maybe you’re old enough to remember Droodles (I’m not, really, but my parents had a book of them when I was a kid), or maybe you know the Frank Zappa album that takes its name from a Droodle, but in any case, they are part of the grand legacy of drawings by people who can’t draw, and this is my version of one. If you want a Valentine’s Day comic, you’ll find a couple here and here, but we all know the real reason for the season.