I like Human Kaiju there, with his spotted shirt, and I think I captured the look of bewilderment real Kaiju wears when anything happens that he wasn’t expecting. You’ll be happy to learn that he has good teeth for a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My German pal Batty says I can always marry him for citizenship, which would be a hell of a thing for a Jew. But I hate packing, so let’s just maintain America as a stable democracy, OK?
Yes, this is the third week in a row with someone sitting at a desk. I’ll try to switch it up next week, but no promises. Have you ever seen any of the cartoons where Wile E. talks? Mel Blanc[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s prophylactic both in that it deals with a problem before the problem arises and in that it functions as birth control.
When Rousseau said this—I think this is what he said, anyway—I assume he also meant women, because women are the ones doing most of the editing. If you had never seen a white person and learned about us only from[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
No, seriously, where am I?
Did you know that some people think Christopher Columbus was Jewish? I have mixed feelings about that. On the one hand, I don’t particularly want him; on the other, it would be a fun response to people who like to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
For those of you who have not lived in a steam-heated apartment, this is what it sounds like when management finally turns the heat on in your building. Don Martin would approve.
This is about as dynamic and limber as a stix gets. Over the weekend I saw the World of Tomorrow series by Don Hertzfeldt, who is very obviously the primary inspiration for my own drawings, and it’s possible this inspired me[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You should get yours if you haven’t already! And then take a nice nap, the way I just did. And the way Kaiju is constantly doing.
Click to buy my illustrated version of the book of Jonah! I’m super proud of it.