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I’ll make them all pay! To come to my standing-room-only readings when I’m a famous writer!
…Time for another installment of Tales of the Expected, that is!
Some days feeding your hope is hard. Some days you just go through the motions. That’s OK. Hope is like a goldfish: it’s always hungry, but it can go a surprisingly long time without food.
It seems stick figures have no blood. Though they do have bones.
We haven’t had a proper one of these in over a decade! I’ve got to seek out rejection more often. For those of you who might not remember, “Tales of the Expected” is the series of comics I draw when[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
For those of you who weren’t here like seven thousand years ago the last time this came up, “Tales of the Expected” is a series of comics about my work being rejected by various publishers. It’s tough in this case[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Kafka, of course, never had to worry about agents or anything like that, because he took the easy way and dropped dead having hardly published anything, leaving Max Brod to do all the heavy lifting—quite literally, by smuggling his dead[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Jeremy’s not Jewish. Where he comes from people are pantheistic and there are lots of cults. The idea of having just one god for everything is curious to him, but he likes the apples-and-honey part.
That’s right, nice people! Barring unforeseen circumstances, the first print run of Jonah (all twenty-five copies) will be for sale at MeCAF in under a week! Tell your friends!