Sadly, he and my mother report that The Mountain, which features Jeff Goldblum as a character obviously based on Walter Freeman, was boring. How can you make a movie in which Jeff Goldblum portrays Walter Freeman boring???
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Dr. Bronner wasn’t a doctor, and his birth name wasn’t Bronner, it was Heilbronner. He ditched the Heil when the Nazis started gaining power. By then he had left his native Germany for America, but his parents stayed behind and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sorry for phoning it in two weeks in a row, but sometimes life interferes.
It’s true about the city emptying out. The six or seven of us left have to do everything ourselves. I’m in charge of the subways.
All other facts presented in this comic are true, especially the part about me being obsessive.
This is a bit of an exaggeration, or two exaggerations, really. I wasn’t quite that hubristic then and I’m not quite that humble now. That’s a Hawaiian shirt worn open over a T-shirt, by the way; I favored that look[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Hey, Ray. Do you believe in God?” “Never met him.”
I don’t make the rules, OK? I just charge thirty-five dollars an hour to enforce them.
I need to brand myself like this if I’m going to get ahead in the cutthroat world of online comics. I like the smell of eucalyptus and messing with cats’ paws, maybe I could emphasize one of those? Way too[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yes, keeping track of eye color is part of my job. Copyediting’s more than just grammar, it’s basically an Easter egg hunt for everything the author could have screwed up, and that’s a lot of stuff. My job is to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
