I’m excited about getting published and excited about my beautiful new two-inch satin-finish hexagonal floor tiles, and I guess that’s adulthood. Actually, I have found that since my adolescence, people have occasionally teased me about how excited I tend to get, like WHOOP WHOOP, PUBLISHED AUTHOR RIGHT HERE, ALSO HAVE YOU SEEN MY BATHROOM TILES, but, like, what else is there? This is life, life has things in it, why not get excited about them? Especially why not get excited about getting rid of those crappy tiles that were coming up off the floor and also that old medicine cabinet that split your reflection into three parts and that pink laminate vanity top? I got quartz now! I’m a published author with a quartz vanity top! We’re not hitchhiking anymore! We’re riding!