Since high school Vince has been trying to instill in me a sense of social propriety. His success has been minimal.
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On Sunday my eyebrows just started wigging out on me, and though they’re not quite this extreme yet, my father’s are, so I know what I’m in for if I don’t invest in some tweezers. The thing is, the mad[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My cactus and I agree that it is a holiday cactus, probably genus Schlumbergera, but it seems to think it’s the Christmas kind while I maintain it is a Thanksgiving. “You have sharply serrated leaves!” I say, but it just[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Not that Melville (or, if you prefer, Melvil) Dewey wasn’t also cool. But if I had to pick one of them to be I would pick Herman Melville (né Melvill). And then I’d go around making big yearning eyes at[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Since I recently namechecked my vagina, I figured I might as well produce another gendered comic. Of course I exaggerate slightly; I have only one pet of my own, and had to borrow Strudel the cat from a friend.









