Walter didn’t confine his lobotomies of children to 1961, the year the Milgram experiments began, but that happens to be the year that he operated on twelve-year-old Howard Dully, author of My Lobotomy. Consider this a horrible little shout-out. Hi,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ll go back to being funny again on Monday. By now I’m sure you’ve heard plenty about the new TSA security theater. I have too, more than enough to horrify me, but so far I haven’t heard anyone make the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I am housesitting at the House of Too Many Cats. This one is my boyfriend, Strudel, who clearly wants to get into the lap but can’t quite bring himself to. Strudel’s preferred method of showing affection is to stand on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I know not all urban fantasy is like this. But you know just the type of heroine I mean. They don’t make them any older than twenty-eight. The way people talk about green eyes in bad fantasy literature, by the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I wanted to be proactive and start hating Christmas before it even started being a thing, but sadly I’m already starting to see reindeer and cookies with red-and-green sprinkles. The winter cards aren’t back in the store yet because I’m[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I did not actually attempt to take Bela on the plane with me when I went to my cousin’s wedding this past weekend. I’m guessing the change in pressure would not be good for him. Maybe it would make his[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is another one of those jokes that maybe four people will get, but that those four people will really, really get.
Every time I either send mail to Walter J. Freeman III or receive mail from him, both of which have happened several times now, I feel terror. But he really has been super nice to me so far. Can it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My favorite woman in this series is still Frodo’s aunt Lobelia.
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