These guys should have their own sitcom. The Handsome and the Impaler, Wednesdays right after Happy Endings. Originally “So an impaler can’t be handsome?” was “They were Turks! What is the problem?” That’s before I got far enough in the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Guys, you know that I’m not a scientist, merely a lobotomy raconteur, but to me this stinks to high heaven. The whole thing stinks.
I already have plenty of anti-Christmas cards for sale in my store; this amorous red crowntail and his bubble nest are ready to greet your favorite shapes anytime of the year. He comes on a half-fold (5.5-by-8-inch) card that’s blank[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Much as many seem to like the Milgram comic, I decided to get away from the TSA bullshit and back to what’s really important: using my artistic talent to help people in need. I was inspired by this YouTube video,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Full disclosure: I have not been groped yet. I drew this comic in advance because my sister is convinced that if I use her Hewlett-Packard All-in-One I will somehow wreck it. I went to JFK on Tuesday fully expecting to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Walter didn’t confine his lobotomies of children to 1961, the year the Milgram experiments began, but that happens to be the year that he operated on twelve-year-old Howard Dully, author of My Lobotomy. Consider this a horrible little shout-out. Hi,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ll go back to being funny again on Monday. By now I’m sure you’ve heard plenty about the new TSA security theater. I have too, more than enough to horrify me, but so far I haven’t heard anyone make the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I am housesitting at the House of Too Many Cats. This one is my boyfriend, Strudel, who clearly wants to get into the lap but can’t quite bring himself to. Strudel’s preferred method of showing affection is to stand on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I know not all urban fantasy is like this. But you know just the type of heroine I mean. They don’t make them any older than twenty-eight. The way people talk about green eyes in bad fantasy literature, by the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Click to buy my illustrated version of the book of Jonah! I’m super proud of it.