Usually he moves his fins a little even when torpid, but sometimes he doesn’t even do that. It’s disconcerting!
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Last year was a lousy one for a lot of people. There had better be a lot of cake.
“But Eyeteeth,” some are saying, “I have to have access to my phone at all times. It’s a magic phone and every text I send during It’s a Wonderful Life cures a child’s leukemia. YOU’RE the jerk!”
No more Burl Ives for ten more months: it truly is the most wonderful time of the year.
A comfortable cat will often give you a friendly Christmas greeting, like so.
You know how it is when you neglect a project for a while. It starts haranguing you.
A book excerpt. I think I have not been working up to my usual standard lately, whatever that might be, and it’s because I have been going through Some Things in therapy and my brain in general. I drag myself[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You deploy a latke by taking a bite and then throwing it, which takes considerable self-control, if it’s a good latke.
Lobotomy’s a crap shoot. The person who witnessed your terrible crime might become zombified, or dead, or just totally indifferent to the whole issue, but she might also become extremely talkative and unable to censor herself. Bonus panel here.