My sister is disappointed that I don’t want children, possibly because she wants to be on the other side of this kind of thing for a change.
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Lobotomy’s a crap shoot. The person who witnessed your terrible crime might become zombified, or dead, or just totally indifferent to the whole issue, but she might also become extremely talkative and unable to censor herself. Bonus panel here.
I’m uploading this from Amtrak, because we live in the future.
Today’s guest collaborator is my nephew, Aglet Blossom. Dig how he interprets my style in panel three.
I was describing the search for intimacy to my therapist as being like a raffle in which losers get splinters shoved under their fingernails. That’s still a comparison with some validity, but this was what I wasn’t taking into account.
The thing about me is that I don’t make dumb puns like this in real life. It comes out only here. If I hadn’t become a cartoonist I would never have known this particular thing about myself.
Back in the day it was only “the type that might kill you” and “the type that probably won’t.” All those people walking around today with like hepatitis G are a bunch of posers.
If this exchange doesn’t make you see the appeal of lobotomy, you are either lacking in self-awareness or very much to be envied.