Just a bit of advice, in case any of you were considering it.

In conclusion, penis.

I do try that “undead hordes come forth” thing every now and then, just in case.

Where do you fall?

Apparently Günter is in the Sturmabteilung.

Emotionally abnormal, that is. Given that fish don’t have frontal lobes, it’s either amazing how much personality Bela has or amazing how much personality I manage to project onto him.

I tried to get it, I really did. I read it twice. If anyone can explain this book, please e-mail me.

Some of these guys are really obsessed with this women-don’t-have-penises thing. Transvestite men dress as women because they’re pretending to be their mothers in order to pretend that their mothers have penises; men watch porn because they wish to “deny the lack of a penis in woman”; female masochism is the result of the little girl’s discovery that she does not have a penis, which makes her hate herself and wish to be punished; it goes on and on. Reading these books gives me a new understanding of Walter Freeman, who wanted to do something about mental illness, for goshsakes, can we please do something about it instead of this endless Freudian storytelling?

The first six pages of the book I’m working on. They will be bigger than this in their printed form but the proportions will be the same. I think they look spiffy and I hope you agree.

My friend and webmaster Ignatz and I were discussing the fascinating phenomenon of the so-called “redemption movement” the other day, and trying to come up with similar theories of our own. This is mine. Ignatz had a few, including “The interstate highway system doesn’t exist. It’s all fake.”